Surrey County Council Streetlighting

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Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Slyspark » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:17 pm

Right, so having just replaced Surrey's entire stock of streetlights (finished 2 yrs ago) The council now want to turn them off to save money. Given that replacements such as new 55w PL-L to replace 35w SOX and 140w Cosmo / 100w SON to replace 90w SOX were he norm, they now wonder why it's costing them more to run. F***ing idiots!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-36814322
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Danny » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:27 pm

I'd just go around with my column key and turn them all back on fucking goons
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Slyspark » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:29 pm

Not going to be that easy sadly. the system they installed is run on the 'Harvard Leafnuts' system. I guess that to turn them off at 11 and back on at 5, they'll just send a remote signal, so nothing I can do short of hacking it and I wouldn't have a clue how to do that anyway :(
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Danny » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:35 pm

Are they nema nodes or not
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Slyspark » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:42 pm

No, the node they use is internal to the lantern with a small antenna sticking through a 20mm hole in the top. I think you can buy something called a 'node sniffer' which the engineers use to locally turn one on after repair. That could be fun, go round switching them on when I wanted, but I bet it's a shit load of money!
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby AngryHorse » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:46 pm

You can`t win anyway, they would just put it on your council tax!
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby HIDLamp » Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:31 pm

Move to Cumbria. The street lights come on at dusk, go off at dawn and do nothing else between.
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Slyspark » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:58 pm

And I'm guessing that it's also a bit quieter and a whe lot prettier there as well! My little town is fast turning into a suburb of London :(
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby HIDLamp » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:34 am

Just stay clear of Cleator Moor and you can't really go wrong.
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Re: Surrey County Council Streetlighting

Postby Slyspark » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:02 pm

Cleator Moor? Whats wrong with there then? Hmmm, thinking it's time to move, can't even have bedroom windows open at night as my road is now like a motorway. When I was little, you could play in the street, now it's hard to even cross it!
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