Ladies and gentlemen.
As we all know the lighting industry has been plagued by the LED menace for far too long.
But fear not! For a solution is at hand.
In a top secret lab just off of Devon a T8 lamp like no other has been developed...
A light so efficient the governments of the world have tried to hide it from us to further push the LED menace and their polar bear friendly bollocks.
A light so efficient that lumens per watt doesn't even mean anything to it.
It is my pleasure to introduce you all to the future of lighting technology.
THE 0W T8 LAMP!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulk-Hardwar ... 2576333745
The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!
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Also from the description: "Length: mm"
So it's also so miniature, science doesn't know it actually exists! Amazing stuff.
'Lamp Room, exposing government secrets since, uh, well, a few years or so'
So it's also so miniature, science doesn't know it actually exists! Amazing stuff.
'Lamp Room, exposing government secrets since, uh, well, a few years or so'
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The fuck is that jibberish
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Wonder how long until MI6 catches onto us?
Only trouble is where can I buy a 0W ballast?
Only trouble is where can I buy a 0W ballast?
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The future!The fuck is that jibberish
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It’s still Chinese shit whichever way you look at it....
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The Chinese must never be underestimated.
If you thought creating a 0W T8 was impressive you should see what they can do with a HDMI signal.
If you thought creating a 0W T8 was impressive you should see what they can do with a HDMI signal.
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What the actual fuck? HDIM to a hosepipe, surely that's a joke?
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