The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

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The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby lasagafield » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:16 pm

Ladies and gentlemen.
As we all know the lighting industry has been plagued by the LED menace for far too long.
But fear not! For a solution is at hand.

In a top secret lab just off of Devon a T8 lamp like no other has been developed...

A light so efficient the governments of the world have tried to hide it from us to further push the LED menace and their polar bear friendly bollocks.
A light so efficient that lumens per watt doesn't even mean anything to it.

It is my pleasure to introduce you all to the future of lighting technology.

THE 0W T8 LAMP!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulk-Hardwar ... 2576333745
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby fluorescent » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:28 pm

Also from the description: "Length: mm"

So it's also so miniature, science doesn't know it actually exists! Amazing stuff.

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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby Danny » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:30 pm

The fuck is that jibberish
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby lasagafield » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:30 pm

Wonder how long until MI6 catches onto us?
Only trouble is where can I buy a 0W ballast?
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby lasagafield » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:31 pm

The fuck is that jibberish
The future!
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby Slyspark » Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:58 pm

Um, yea...... *fail*
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby AngryHorse » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:57 am

It’s still Chinese shit whichever way you look at it....
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby lasagafield » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:19 am

The Chinese must never be underestimated.
If you thought creating a 0W T8 was impressive you should see what they can do with a HDMI signal.
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby Slyspark » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:01 pm

What the actual fuck? HDIM to a hosepipe, surely that's a joke?
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Re: The most energy efficient T8 IN THE WORLD!

Postby lasagafield » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:14 pm

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