The Lamp Room

Oh, it's some very super duper rare fancy coloured genuine spare... Yeah, it's just a cheap Chinese GLS with a lacquer coating!!! Just cause it's a spare doesn't mean it costs that much!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/293997291310

I was considering getting one of them Mathmos lava lamps but they only last 2000 hours before you have to buy a new bottle. I would go through 2000 hours in less than 3 months! Reading through the small print of their "2 year guarantee" it says that "Acceptable (normal) wear and tear" is not covered which you can almost guarantee that means a cloudy bottle will not be covered.

I have no words for this degree of trying it on. Mind you, you know what they say: 'A fool and his money are easily parted'